HEY YALL! Yes, I’m still alive. Blame the lack of updates on this mean little bug I caught the other day. I even had to go to the hospital, it was that dramatic. They had me pee in a cup, get naked in a gown, jabbed an IV in my wrist, shot some morphine in my veins, and gave me an ultrasound. OF COURSE they found nothing wrong with me, shoved some Vicodins in my face and told me to shut the fuck up. Fair enough….
For the next 8 days you can find me here! I’ll be at the Sheraton Moana in Oahu just loving my life. I’m bringing the paparazzi camera, I’ll post pics, promise!



