OH KAY. THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. BUT I DON’T CARE. BUT… I’ve been curious about this fucking PED EGG thing for quite some time. I mean, arent we all secretly on a mission to play with all the AS SEEN ON TV products to see if they really work like they say they do? THEN the one time you get a hold of one, its just a pieces of shit like the last one you ordered via a toll free number at 3am bord out of your mind. TRUST. I KNOW ALL ABOUT THIS SHIT. ANYHOW. The other night. After a little puffaloo off that maria-jane, I saw this PED EGG in the living room. You have no idea how excited I was to investigate the truths of this thing. I fucking went bazerk on my feet for like an HOUR! LONG STORY SHORT - MY EFFIN FEET HURT! So just to warn yall, this shit works. Just don’t be in a daze while ped egging your feet off! no fucking bueno!

OH KAY. THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. BUT I DON’T CARE.

BUT…

I’ve been curious about this fucking PED EGG thing for quite some time. I mean, arent we all secretly on a mission to play with all the AS SEEN ON TV products to see if they really work like they say they do? THEN the one time you get a hold of one, its just a pieces of shit like the last one you ordered via a toll free number at 3am bord out of your mind. TRUST. I KNOW ALL ABOUT THIS SHIT.

ANYHOW. The other night. After a little puffaloo off that maria-jane, I saw this PED EGG in the living room. You have no idea how excited I was to investigate the truths of this thing. I fucking went bazerk on my feet for like an HOUR! LONG STORY SHORT - MY EFFIN FEET HURT! So just to warn yall, this shit works. Just don’t be in a daze while ped egging your feet off! no fucking bueno!

posted 2 years ago