lookatthisfuckinghipster:
“It’s a two step process; first you bleach your hair, then you have sex with a surge protector.”
Look at this fucking hipster. I love this blog. Is it just me or am I the only one that is still confussed on what the fuck a HIPSTER is?! I mean, it kinda sounds like something you don’t wanna be, but then I go to LA and everyone is refering to themselves as HIPSTERS like its the thing to be. I don’t get it. I MEAN obviously if your running around in some ripped pants and flannel shirts with your hair a mess and some strange/fun footwear ridding bikes listening to techno kinda music…..I GUESS I can see where you could be classified as a hipster…but wait…thats what I do. AND if that’s true, dose that mean ANYONE can walk into an urban outfittered and get fitted in some generic ass, typical HIPSTER fits? Maybe it’s a good thing, but honestly when I hear the word HIPSTER I want to projectile vomit in this kids hair. All I can hear is conversations going like this….
“Oh, I’m just listening to this group called __________________, yeah I’m sure you’ve never hear of them before. Super obscure. They’re huge in Germany.”……..STFU!
……BARFFF!

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“It’s a two step process; first you bleach your hair, then you have sex with a surge protector.”

Look at this fucking hipster. I love this blog. Is it just me or am I the only one that is still confussed on what the fuck a HIPSTER is?! I mean, it kinda sounds like something you don’t wanna be, but then I go to LA and everyone is refering to themselves as HIPSTERS like its the thing to be. I don’t get it. I MEAN obviously if your running around in some ripped pants and flannel shirts with your hair a mess and some strange/fun footwear ridding bikes listening to techno kinda music…..I GUESS I can see where you could be classified as a hipster…but wait…thats what I do. AND if that’s true, dose that mean ANYONE can walk into an urban outfittered and get fitted in some generic ass, typical HIPSTER fits? Maybe it’s a good thing, but honestly when I hear the word HIPSTER I want to projectile vomit in this kids hair. All I can hear is conversations going like this….

“Oh, I’m just listening to this group called __________________, yeah I’m sure you’ve never hear of them before. Super obscure. They’re huge in Germany.”……..STFU!

……BARFFF!

posted 2 years ago