My Sunday Thank You.
Well, today is sunday…where wholesome people with morals n’ such usually attend some sort of church or something where they like to talk about what theyre thankful for.
So I think I’ll give this a chance. Today, I’m going to write an open letter to someone I am most thankful for.
Dearest Mr. Tapatio,
Thank you so much for being the little cupboard whore you are. I know I can always count on you to be within reach alost everywhere I go. Anytime I find myself in a rage of hunger, I know you’ll always be there to “zest” up that cheap piece of cardboard frozen pizza my broke ass just baked, or those tasty sweedish meatballs at Ikea when I’m in the mood for a $4.99 meal. You really know how to help a sister out when she’s bling on a budget.
Secondly, and most importantly, I’d like to thank you for this marvelous idea of making a Tapatio Bloody Mary! God, why didn’t I ever think to do that? I plan on making one the second I wake up tomarrow! I can’t wait!!
xoxoNicole Lacreme
…can you stop judging me, I know you want the fucking recipe!
Ingredients:
¼ oz Lemon Juice
Worcestershire sauce to taste
Celery salt
Tapatio Hot Sauce to taste
1½ oz Vodka
Celery stalk
4 oz tomato juice
Directions:
Pour all ingredients into a cup except for celery stalk. Stir well and pour over ice cubes, garnish with celery stalk.
