Something really bad happened - and I’m definitely going to hell for it.
Well yesterday, I got struck with the most fiercest of fierce hunger pangs for a tasty BLT. So like I always do when that happens, I went to this little ice cream / sandwich place down the street, a very family friendly type of place indeed. Then, in comes this little hottie in some sort of tan colored button-up…that was unbuttoned, I couldnt really tell whaaat it ment, but his face - gorgeous fucking face he had. He looked like Cole Mohr (picture below). YEAH, YUM.
So yeah, I was plotting how I was going to attack this little hottie only to realize he was with his MOTHER, and what about that tanned colored button up? OH, that was his BOY SCOUT UNIFORM…NO BIG D. I mean..!? He must have been like 15. Yeah, I’m definitely going to hell for this.
Most definitely.
